Put down that beer and have a yogurt.

For all of you beer drinking, carb loving, sweet-toothed guys out there, you might want to check your weenies! Yes, it's true, men can get yeast infections too. How can you tell if you have a yeasty weenie? Set your oven to 350 degrees and put your penis in. If it begins to rise, you have a yeast infection! Just kidding, just kidding. The major symptoms of penile yeast infection in men is irritation, itching, and soreness of the head of the penis. The head may also show redness and have small white blisters. One good way to avoid yeast infections is to eat yogurt daily! I like to mix mine with fruit (preferably berries) and almonds. Most yogurt products contain lactobacillus acidophilus. This is exactly what your body needs to ignite the "friendly bacterium" and fight that yeast!